Dude, you are bringing tears to my eyes over how ridiculous you are.
You aren’t a vampire because it is day, do you are a dramatic sudo-vamp trying to get his judge on. And it’s hilarious.
V’s just salty that using brute force is but another way to skin a cat.
Or, you can use intimidation. That can work as well to get your answer.
Listen, sometimes it is hard to create a dungeon. But at least we can get clever with out NPCs.
See, if it is what I think it is, then one lies and the other tells the truth. Roy used up his one question and they need to ask “what direction would the other say if I ask where to go”.
But if this is me, I would have them both lie, because that would be hilarious.
OK, at this point, I am just going to write down Roy’s lines to memorize by heart in hopes of one day becoming like him.
I would be in line for that.
Maybe for you, but this little guy is a great entrepreneur. Who is going to make an infinite leather shop. Eternal Hydra Skins.
So it did get top head-vy. I got it with my joke. But now, you must realize…that they were cutting heads to cut heads. There was no method to this madness, just madness Roy.
Uh, trip them over their own heads? Because he is……top head-vy?
Ok, but who wouldn’t want to join them, because I would.
Amazing….it is almost like magic.
Think of it this way V, you get your vengeance without doing anything.
It really isn’t fair for Roy to take potshots against Elan. There is no way for Elan to defend himself.
Can’t have duplicate monsters, would create repetitive adventuring.
The power of DM has cast “forget this shit” and thus it was forgotten.
Really Roy? It was the dick that drove you off?
Alright, my automated theory just got upgraded to “automated liability waiver”
The problem is that I can’t make jokes anymore because it will just come as fact.
People will always find a product people will want to buy.
Alright, my automated theory just got upgraded to “automated liability waiver”