Some days, I question Hussie’s creative licenses, and wonder why the hell did he choose this direction.

Currently, I am questioning why Dave doesn’t have an instagram account.

I hope he really is just laughing, and not going to turn into the “laugh-turn-cry-for-everything-I-lost” type of thing.

Look at them star glare glasses. He had to work so hard to get the glare on both eyes.

You either laugh or cry, Dave picked the former.

Now I am imagining people trying to capture Dave like he’s bigfoot. Photographic evidence that a hipster alien had landed to bring the gifts of irony.

Listen, sometimes you need to laugh at your own comedic genius if you want to get anywhere.

Really? It even shows up in photographs? At this point someone really likes throwing ink stains on the fabric of reality. Having it photobomb Dave while he posed like a French Girl.

Part 282

ok, with all of THAT nonsense done, we are now officially, accurately, on Part 282. So Operation: Hussie Hustle is still a go.

Jade is out hunting for John who may not exist anymore. Roxy is now playing with blocks. And Dave is playing Nickelback’s “Photograph” in his head. Good times y’all.

Part 17 End

So you are probably wondering, why the hell is this Part 17? You know, since the session before this was 281, and 17 was WAY the hell back in early Act 2?

Well folks, I looked back, and I fucking forgot to have a Part 17. 

For a whole year, I was under the assumption that I did Part 17, and only now did I look back to find this out. Which is good, because if I continued onward, I wouldn’t have ended Homestuck on part 413, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ONE NUMBER OFF!!!!

Therefore, to rectify the situation, this is officially Part 17. That way, the next session (Part 282) will accurately be 282, and I can complete Homestuck by 413 in peace.

Roxy is using her powers well, or at least get a start on them with the green cubes from before. I don’t know how to feel about Jade not being able to find John. Because, yay she doesn’t, but then where is he exactly? He wasn’t erased from Existence because people still remember him, so that’s a plus at least. And Dave is going through some old nostalgia. Maybe he can bust down Bro’s room and really find out who his brother was. Like what John had with his dad.

You are just too cute to stay mad.

Yes, yes, cringe at your past self. We all do. It is a natural part of life.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

I can just imagine Dave being all Malcom like Jurassic Park going on about Dinosaurs and it makes me a little sad that Dave was denied that chance.

Can I point out that Aradia is also a time player with a fascination for archeology and past lives? So I guess time-players have an interest in history, in various forms.

I love how he can’t remember if he actually liked his own shit, or trying to get irony points.

No idea how you can get irony points with fossils though, they’re pretty cool.

Oh Shit. Can Dave’s time powers work in reverse? Like, bring back prehistoric things to life?

Sometimes….things just don’t need an explanation.

…..how the hell did I know only notice Dirk’s robot poster? …..what were they in beta-verse, a tv show?

Dave knows that Karkat is a Tsundere.