John is a good person. He is just trying his best here.

Welcome to Homestuck. The wacky comic where kids get stuck in an inter-dimensional video game and try to beat their addiction problems.

Meenah being tempted by the One Ring like Frodo, and is actually trying to resist it. Because she never not grabbed gold, so she doesn’t know how to say no.

John has no idea how to handle emotions like this, he is way out of his element here.

Aradia lives for Chaos, so I don’t think she minds.

She loves them both for opposing reasons, loves their stories and story telling for opposing reasons. And I feel like I’m going to try, there is so much relationship drama in this intermission

She’s not listening to Aranea for her story, she is just listening to her.

Damn this really is Aradia’s hellish soap-opera.

They are so cute, and gross, and I don’t think I can leave that.

She really did change. She ran away from everything before, but now she is choosing to stay with them. This is a big choice for her.

And John’s over there nodding “yeah ok, I get it, then stay”

I mean, you’re in Hell. Might as well lay out all the cards on the table.

Oh HOO! That’s a twist. Please, do tell Meenah. Do I smell character growth here?

John just accepts it as fact. Not that it will happen, but that he accepts this is something Meenah will try to do.

Meenah, be chill. Don’t stab John.

Careful John, she might stab you and be a dick and not let us see what the weapon is. (rabbit or cal. Calling it here that it is good or evil)

Well this is dramatic as hell. Was this the memory where Caliborn defeated Hepatitis/ultimate sun snake?

I FOUND IT ON THE SECOND CLICK

HA! BEAT YOU ORANGE MAN!

Damn you Hussie

Who is ready for spooky creepy skele-clowns?

Oh look, sound. Maybe it really will end with a bang.