John busts in and says “oh, I have one already. Meaning that Vriska would have had her ultimate weapon years ago if I didn’t steal it. Whoops”

You said final story, but you never actually finished the story with Caliborn. For forget about Leprechaun Sex for one minute and focus on Caliborn, ok?

Again, I love the complexities of Alien Cultures. Because John does unironically love stories.

It wouldn’t let me replay it. When I clicked on the playback button it just says “why”

Well maybe I want to see John move in a straight line again. You don’t know me.

And here we see John just slowly walk away from Aradia as fast as he could.

John misses his Human Friends, or just humans in general.

Yeah…..I can understand your reservations here John.

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This is her “I want to live” face, isn’t it?

No, that was her “I want to see the world burn” face.

This is her “I want to live” face, isn’t it?

It is actually. What happens when the manor is nice and tidy? What happens then Aradia?

Curses, foiled by the powers of nuance and niceties.

You must understand Aradia, John doesn’t understand the poetic nature of your speaking. He is a simple child.

Basically, even the gods can’t outrun death forever. 

Fuck Yeah Aradia. You broke past your Ancestor. Damara wanted to work for English, her beta-life version hated and was trapped in his clutches, but you make a stand to live your own life. Way to go!

Don’t mind her, she just really loves death.

As the maid of time, you just want everything to work out in the end. How complicated.

I just realized that they are all inside the maw of English and I don’t know how to feel about that.

John isn’t sure if what they are doing is the right thing, but as Aradia points out, what else could they do? What other plan did they have, or what actions could they take that would still lead them here?

I mean, you could have had a group of willing volunteers to fly fast to avoid English, but I really couldn’t think of a different plan.

Time Paradox is very high-maintenance