Why must everyone assume that Humans don’t know shit about things because of ‘alien concepts’?

ok, so that means he was instantly rewarded 3 just because. That was a lucky break.

Look at those glorious bastards.

You guys will die, eventually.

The Felt Gang. You think he named them by now?

Land of Lights and Drugs.

I fucking called it. This really is Space Pool.

Well that just looks dead.

Ah, he needs to move the planet to the pocket, so the bomb is the stick.

Who wants to play space-pool? Because that was a cue stick hit.

It would set the planet free to be it’s own thing?

Bombs are just a natural part of planets in this game.

Looks like he does have to kill the 8th planet then….why do I feel like that was a trap or something?

Oh, 3 left so we are back to 12 again. Always 12.

Less planets for him to destroy.

Bye, y’all got sucked into the pocket.

So basically like pool. Does that mean he has to destroy the 8th planet last?

Hey look, the pool balls have formed. Pretty, if their entire purpose wasn’t to destroy them all.

John must be so enraptured with this story.

Getting closer to hatch

I guess you just kept the Felt People as an extra treat then, a little bonus for your eventual immortality.