He finally gets a better portable computer. And it is fucking cute!!!

Wait, “come in”? Where is Dave going exactly?

Still going strong I see.

I still want it to just, crash land on a bad guy eventually.

No, he’s currently sleeping. Go find his astro-projection and talk to him there.

They almost made it people. So close to Alpha-verse. I am so excited!

Dirk is away, everyone else is kidnapped or mind-controlled. Maybe the intermission could cheer me up until the heartbreak that is probably Act 6 Act 6

XOXO: Murder Fish

Smoke them if you got them?

And we did it folks (well I did you, you just read). We reached the end of Act 6.5.

Can you believe I use to do sum-ups over what happened in the acts? Now they are so long that I gave that shit up ages ago.

I want to say “it can’t get worse from here” but….it will definitely definitely get worse from here.

“herp”

Terminator

Glowing Werewolf

An appropriate reaction

Well glad to see you in a good mood.

I can’t tell which I am more afraid of. I want to say Jane because she terrifies me, but I wouldn’t want to run into Jade in the middle of night either.

All I can imagine is Jake going “Oh….heeeey, sorry I punched you before”

You got rid of Dirk because he was a threat

You kept Roxy because of your glitter folder plan

You are controlling Jane because English wants her

You are controlling Jade because she is an all powerful green sun goddess

But why Jake?

And Kidnapping is complete. Wonderful.

I still live the symmetry that Hussie does, but not like this.

Oh my poor poor children.

Well that’s…peachy. Any way you can use a splintered version of yourself to continue the good fight?

Of fucking course you teleport Dirk away. Ferrari wanted to use Roxy for who knows what!

Of course. Why get your hands dirty when you have literal children to do your dirty work.

Oh god, is there anyone to help Jake out? (I mean, he can’t die like this, but still!)