See, the thing is……Jake is so “gunho tallyho fluffernugget jimminy crickets” kind of guy, I don’t know if that was sarcasm or not. I hope it was.

No no. Let him enjoy his borthright.

Remember: It is Jake’s destiny to somehow defeat English.

I guess maybe if he manages to turn to god-tier when Caliborn kills him, that would be a defeat to him, wouldn’t it?

wait….oh shit.

Caliborn took Cali’s color as a trophy for killing her.

Is he going to take Jake’s name for killing him?

That is some….heavy dedication there. I wish you didn’t have to use it for evil, but that is slightly admirable.

FUCKING yesssssssssssssssssssss

I knew it.

Caliborn did eventually decided to review and research through Cali’s story. EXCEPT! Parts of those pages were bloody, torn, and dare I say unreadable.

He knew everything except the ghost army plan, and that John has the ring.

Roxy has the ring.

Join the rings to get infini-ring.

If there was a FUCKING MANUAL then maybe

Ah yes, English is a wonderful language.

Figured. You don’t deserve to be a timelord.

Does that mean Calliope is the Lady of Space?

You know what? Probably not. $10 says that Caliborn has the title of Lord of Time. Because that is how it is going to fucking go.

There we go. He sees Jake being alone and mistreated for being, his words, “dumb as a sake of teeth” and tries to get him to turn on them.

Just like in Roxy’s story.

I was going to say that sounded more like a “you problem” and it turns out I was right.

Oh, Jake. I’m sorry you feel like that.

How many Stone Henges to you have??

OH, I get it. Caliborn relates to him.

Jake…..you really are as dumb as a bag of teeth.

What’s that meme about having stupidity being someone’s greatest turn-on?

Because apparently, you won’t understand Caliborn’s genius plan until it was too late, from what I am gathering.

Yeah, I don’t really remember Jake talking to Caliborn either. So we in the same boat.

Don’t forget, I still have the creepy theory of Caliborn still yandere loving Dirk.