God Equius you fucking weirdo, oh I am enjoying how uncomfortable you are making Dirk right now.

Dirk just doesn’t need anymore nonsense right now.

And after all of that, we go back to square one. Such a simple child.

He is so excited of having memories of things that Hal wants to try them out. I bet that Equius can finally shoot that arrow successful now with Hal there.

Good talk about the horses.

Who’s up for some debauchery? Because Arquiussprite is!

If Frankenstein’s Monster was a jock, this is him.

I am so happy for Hal to have a new world of feelings open up to him (like seeing new colors). But now I am afraid over what exactly he is feeling about with Equius there. 

Wait, I think I got it

Saved that for so long, it is destiny that I used it again.

It might not be….completely Hal, but at least Hal is having fun in there.

Really? You aren’t even looking at how STOKE he is? Look at all that sweat my dude. Glistening orangey sweat.

Sorry, I had forgotten about the most important part of this conversation, the back and forth like alien pong.

and so, they spend the next ten minutes having the silliest argument of all time while Roxy was trying to die.

Equius and Hal were a match made in heaven. Well, by a demonic clown, but the results were nice.

This is like touching the dream body all over again. Absolutely touch his pecs.

Reading Equius lines just kills me. Look how far I’ve come liking his bs. God, I hope he keeps trying to “command” Dirk. 

He’s like a kid wanting to fucking show off. I love this.

It looks like they are taking turns speaking (Hal and Equius) but they still talk about the same things.

At least Hal is fucking ripped now.

I never realized I could be so happy with a combo before, and all it took was 4 sentences.