Yeah….that might be longer depending on how generous Miko is feeling at the moment.

I mean, it is magical email basically, isn’t it?

Hot shit that is pretty evil to start with.

Good to know she thinks Elan is cute. And that Nale is defensive of his evil status.

Oh man, the drama when she is thrown in with OotS. Her trying to hit on Elan with both Haley and Roy’s disapproval.

Hold it, sorry. Going to have to stop the blogging to play “what the fuck is everyone’s ages” because there is issues to be had here.

Pompey is 43.

Julia is 16.

Nale and Elan are 21.

Roy may be 21 as well, since he is older than Julia.

I don’t know what to do with this information but it is stressing me out.

Because it also means that Pompey knew that Julia was 16 and still tried to ask her out. Half-elf aging aside, that shit be weird.

Never apologize for evil child. (and don’t insult the villains that want to kill you and your family Julia)

…Are the the Greenhilts this self-absorbed? Did Roy start out like this?

She did go to school for magic users. I am sure that she can, you know, use magic.

(does the warthog know you are kidnapping someone else?)

See, I thought they would rocket-launch kidnap her. Which I approve of. So any and every reason to use rocket skates.

Good Thog. Stick to your guns.

Take any and every advantage you have.

I can’t tell if you mean “serendipity” by the definition of the word, or an evil version of the movie. But seeing how I never actually saw the movie, I am going to assume you meant the word.

Don’t worry. They kept the belt. It can happen again soon.

No….no it is not….Damn his sister is cool.

Welcome to the party kid. Not even an hour and you are already doing battle.

I was expecting Tom&Jerry style mousetrap. Did not expect a Wild E Coyote trap. I imagine it is going to go as well as they do for Coyote.

“5 Most” doesn’t mean the top of five. What killing ranks higher than painful?

I love how the wizards in both groups were hired by the leader and only for that.

Stuck between both worlds with the worst of everything.

Congrats, the perfectly established evil opposite. Just what you wanted. Hope you can handle him.

Wait….is V’s name which I never care to spell Varssuvious or whatever the name of the volcano?

I just got V’s name.