Wait hold up. Were you debating on whether to give Hal a corporal form or not? Dude, don’t be a dick. Give him a fucking body!

Did you really just take Roxy’s dumb metaphor?

Hal is just trying to be helpful to Dirk, to the point of hindrance.

Don’t worry about it. Jake basically told them enough.

….throw the glasses into the sprite. Free him from his glasses prison.

God……did Hal fucking fall in love with Dirk?

Is Hal trying to corner Dirk like how Dirk is trying to corner Jake?

This is some weird family drama right here.

Really? Are you really going to try and corner Dirk in the hat-pile with this? Dirk is ready way too much into this, I agree, but Roxy still needs help.

Again, siding with Hal here. You guys are way too focused on “irony” and the “secret layers”

I mean, fair. So what does Hal want by doing this? (wow, it feels weird to type hal instead of Kyle)

What’s wrong with Hal having some little “me time” here?

I was on that track over 1000 pages ago.

Holy Shit, Hal is trying to Moirail Dirk?? That, how does it feel that the clone of yourself loves you romantically?

Wait…what? You aren’t even wearing Hal?

He was asking himself for relationship advice. Oh man.

Wait, is he using his not-used sprite as a fucking radio tower??

Yeah, pinning over Jake. I’m busy trying to die correctly, so get his ass up here.

Oh look. He’s able to change it up. How nice.

Maybe he wants his own responder? Ever thought of that Roxy?

We all need a moment to appreciate this sentence.