It’s a dream. Because she’s sober. Cali doesn’t want anyone to listen to them. The Void Strikes. 

Lame. Power Outage ruining my mood.

Thanks for the advice Roxy. We shall all learn from you.

Cali!

Oh, I am going to love this memory…..

…..this is a dream bubble isn’t it? Will She Meet CALI??

I guess that’s the end for story time.

Oh. I hope she continued to write now that she is sober.

Your romance is going to be as exciting as riding that wooden horse.

The world’s slowest moving car crash….got that has to be boring.

Herbert = Dirk. Bea = Jane. Russet = Jake. Those are my guesses.

Really? The end is still the SPORTS?

I would like to do that with homestuck, but that would be hella cheating.

Better. I approve grant.

All three are forced to play the parts that no one even cares about.

Is this supposed to be like, what if 3 kids decided to fuck around Roxy’s mom’s books?

So Slinus escaped, because grant, fell in love, wanted to change his story, pulled those three in….and something something dark side.

Oh hey look. He really did turn on his friends to be friends/lovers with Grant. Oh, I mean Slinus.

Hey, side bar with no correlation to this story whatsoever, but how does Hussie feel about Harry Potter?

Yes, time for the magic of SPORTS

….is Eyepatch holding the Troll-Egg?

Yeah, how is Slinus doing right now?

That’s….bad. That’s so bad.

Please, when you get back to the real world, just keep calling Grant “Slinus Marlevort”

Hell, I’m going to call assholes that.