Jane, no. Don’t get fucking suckered into this bullshit for saying you got better boobs or something. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU REBOUND!

I love how he still uses Bitch even though he asked to use her name. Like regardless of the answer, it was still going to be “bitch”

Hey, can we just take all the keys away from this guy forever? Thanks, much appreciate it.

He is going to take that as a compliment you know. Pitch feelings are weird like that.

God…..dammit…..so was I right……about Caliborn just being so nonstop horny/salty about a broken heart that he is destroying multiple frog dimensions?

At least you somehow managed to pick up on human sarcasm.

wait…….Dirk and Roxy never bothered to tell Jane about the Quadrants yet? I mean, Dirk told Jake about Ferrari’s kingdom. How did troll conversations not come up yet?

Oh fuck that is a lot of towers. How the hell is Caliborn able to see that high? Zoom out his neck?

Hey Jane how has your life been? You got your heart broken by a oblivious doofus, only to have a murderous hate-filled alien try to pick the pieces up.

Oh sweet Jegus, were you Hate-flirting with her???

Uh…Remember Karkat and Jade? And how Karkat apologized about the wrong start? Um….think that but worse and it is now this situation.

Congrats you pubescent turtle. I just want to say that “unlocked many holes” is a weird thing to say both in and out of context.

Neat. How has Caliborn been over the past few months? Gamzee coughed up more keys yet?

Ok, maybe. But you might want to add in some more proof here. Just so she knows how screwed she is.

There is something about petty grammar correction on people you hate that is just really enjoyable.

Ha. HA! Oh I got it. Oh I got a really dumb thing.

So English hates trolls, and decides he wants to fuck with his sister’s “perfect alien planet” thus born Alternia. BUT, he fucking couldn’t stand the former lime-green trolls so had them all genocided away.

Why?

Because they would have all typed in Lime-Green Text. And that was His Thing

God it if were Anyone else, how cruel would it be to say “I wished it was your twin sister who got to live”. But because it is Caliborn, he really doesn’t give a shit. 

Well, at least you make it easy for her to keep you on the list Caliborn. Not like you actually care.

Yes, welcome to uu 2.0: dumber than ever before.