Jake, you are rambling exposition. The worst way of saying exposition.

So grist comes from like, their flesh? That is…disturbing.

Well, tomorrow is going to be a big day. Because if my theory is correct in that Jane and John share the same birthday, then I can’t wait to see who is going to be busting through that cake.

Jake….I get that you didn’t grow up with people around you as well…..but sometimes not everything is about you.

Yeah. Some people spend 6 years in the game.

She looks as how I feel. Exasperated and vaguely disappointed.

Jake…..calm your guns down. Just, calm down.

God the non-committal Mmm. Jake is in deep shit.

Jake’s rambling is probably starting to exasperating Jane here. And it is to me too.

They don’t keep in contact with each other? That feels, I don’t know….sad.

There are some weird demons on Jake’s planet. One of them is a popping egg demon.

Jake, you aren’t dropping the ball as much as punting it down a canyon.

Maybe you can give her the late and great present of all of your dancestors busting through the window?

Jake…maybe the reason why you are getting tired of Dirk is because Dirk’s dates is to give you exactly what you are asking for, which is the same old dungeon raid, and you don’t even know it.

To be fair….do you guys have a good way of keeping time/calendars in this place?

Jake, I fucking love you, but I am starting to think that it was a good thing that Jane said her knee-jerk “no”

The mustache is part of the headset. That is adorable.

Happy birthday Jane. I bring you the gift of problems.

Alright. Feferi and Nepeta. That, is a pretty nice combo. (better than Sollux and Eridan)

no….no dude…..you forgot her birthday and only start to talk to her for your romance problems?