The mustache is part of the headset. That is adorable.

Happy birthday Jane. I bring you the gift of problems.

Alright. Feferi and Nepeta. That, is a pretty nice combo. (better than Sollux and Eridan)

no….no dude…..you forgot her birthday and only start to talk to her for your romance problems?

Oh no. I know Feferi is there, but who did Gamzee fuse her with?

Was Gamzee trying to fuse his friends so they wouldn’t be killed as ghosts by English?

It’s a party! It’s Jane’s Birthday! (uh, April 13th?)

After living your life on the ocean, you got the best fucking planet of neon pyramids.

ohhh now that is a pretty planet

How in the hell of all the movies that you have ever watched, that you did not pick up on flipping off someone?

Erisol hates being in the harem anime known as Jake’s life.

Me thinks that Jane and Roxy are getting along better than you two.

Erisol doesn’t want to deal with humans for the rest of their unnatural lives together.

Damn it Jake, you big doof. Erisol is pouring his heart out here.

See, the thing is, while I know how horrendous this is, I would probably laugh if I was in Jake’s position because I would find swearing like that funny.

God, and these two were fused for months

I am so sorry you guys.

Let’s play a game: guess which part did Eridan’s side say.

Want my advice? Don’t be like Rufioh. Bite the Bullet and tell Jake you need space apart and for him to cool his clingyness and maybe just break up.

Funny, I was thinking the same thing about you and Jake.

Called it. He was a bit too clingy.

Sorry Erisol. You’re going to have to listen regardless of what you want.