You could have said something.

Like, 5000 years is a hell of a long time, and it doesn’t take away from the severity of what is happening.

But you didn’t.

Meaning if you hide some basic information like this, what else are you hiding?

Cucumber….I am so sorry kid…..but what makes you think that it is just Nightmare Knight, and not everything else?

You know, if you just said that there were others trying to help out, fighting in a group would be helpful.

Unless they all died, so there’s that.

You really think you were the only one? Hell, it was probably a family lineage thing. Skips a generation.

Seriously, if “Sound of Silence” doesn’t play in your head when Cucumber does dark, I weep for you.

Oh lookie here, she’s trying to take Nautilus’s job.

Sorry, she just had to live through some bad memories. It’s better now.

…..don’t shatter her heart. I mean, it will happen soon, just not now.

Oh you serve that lady? Well at least you seem to be a lot more pleasant than she was.

You know, sometimes the voice of Griffin Mcelroy just emerges from my brain and speaks for the characters that I read, and I am never disappointed when that happens.

Giant Squids, large crabs, candy bears, whatever the hell the Oracle was, and Plant-fairies. There isn’t any person that phases you Cucumber, is there?

That’s a pokemon. THAT is a pokemon.

Ah yes, the power of BONK. It can make idiots of us all.

You know you are just setting yourself up for failure here.

Did you really expect the Craptain to throw you all the way across? He’s not a miracle worker you know!

Does that mean he threw you too far?

The wrong side of the island?

But I have to say, I love how this place feels like an underwater grotto.

10/10. Way to stick the landing and not die.

The sun should have gone to bed by now. That is just how wrong it feels about this situation.

These kids be questing                         YEET