More like an important npc DM self-insert, but yeah, new party member

V is standing up for their rights, And I am 100% supportive of it.

I just wanted to make her go boom. That’s it.

Also, to point out, V has been scanned by Miko to be “not evil”. Which doesn’t mean that you are safe from dicks.

They did nuke that dragon Roy. Don’t forget about the dragon.

The price was her head.

God, I know it is the same old song and dance, but V’s trick makes me laugh every time.

You know what? That is absolutely fair. If she isn’t going to ask or respect V, then V has no obligation to help her. I support their decision.

Their counter moves up because they are an ass who feels unappreciated. But while this is a big of a dick move, maybe next time ask for their power Miko instead of assuming them.

A bullshit move, but not entirely unexpected

I know that it is an actual material to use in d&d…..but where did you get the bat guano? Like, was there a bat-guano store in the last city that fulfills your flying mammal poop needs? And for that matter, where exactly did you store it on your person?

New Headcanon, V’s cape smells like Bat Poo.

Are you, charging for magic? ……why now?

Belkar is such a dick, even when he literally had no part in anything.

Belkar missed the feeling of killing.

Literally how anyone feels when someone is telling them their D&D adventures.

Explain to me how you managed to walk up something twice? Because I am sure that is bullshit.

Back in your day, I would have had to do a lot more math playing D&D. So I accept my easy life here.

How many griffins have you come across on your dirt farm to use that as a swear?

There has to be other people they’ve kidnapped right? It can’t just be one guy.

He did such a good job too tricking the ogre, and trying to save Haley. But sometimes you just have to deal with a nat 1.

I like how they draw out the disguise self spell. Now it should work as long as Roy doesn’t accidentally snipe you.