Well you can’t say that Belkar refuses to be helpful. He does try….just not in the right way.

Ah yes, uniting under the cause of just murdering more monsters.

See, if Shrek has taught me anything, is that Orges can be good people. And I somehow think that this lady is racists against Orges for just moving into the neighborhood or something.

Way to rack up those love points Roy.

You think Miko would care? I mean, as a Paladin her duty is to uphold good. But since she is on a bigger mission for her lord, she might not want to stop.

You know, I’m glad that the displacer beasts managed to survive here. Seeing how I am a cat fan, I always like it when the cat monsters live.

This side-note displacer beast has a good sense of their own mortality here. Enjoy being in front of someone’s fireplace for eternity.

I think the best results would have to be group orgy if it is that much of a problem.

Joe the Displacer Beast is just trying his best, ok?

Displacer Beasts? I remember when I tried to turn one into a pet. That did not go very well.

Roy’s 4th wall breaks gives my life meaning

So….A monk multiclassed as a Paladin, with a position of Samurai.

Is that like, the hard version of being a fighter?

That is a pretty good backstory reasoning for multiclassing. Which I can be this intricate with planning instead of “I’m just really good as music playing”

Good for you Miko. You keep your pledge, and let Roy suffer.

Remember kids, Common is the official language. And every other real country can just be yeeted off the planet.

Miko, you know Belkar is evil. It’s the open secret of the party. You don’t need proof, just feel it in your heart and kick his ass for being an asshole.

Good to know they don’t really get along. It will make the trip all the more fun.

Remember, you don’t have to be smart when you are threatening. Just be threatening.

I’d never thought I’d see the day, where Belkar would use his Animal Communication skill to threaten a horse.

Given how in d&d “proper training” is just preschool coloring books, you didn’t have to go that hard on Roy, Miko