Bullshit you do. You’re either going to jump into a new story, jump off the cliff too, or just get your ass handed to you.

When did you have a gun?

Does it even work??

He does have teleportation skills and apparently time on his side. Shouldn’t surprise you.

“Paging Author Hussie, Paging Author Hussie, your Doom is here”

Or you can drown. That works too. I hope he isn’t heavy due to the machine parts.

Falkor, dog-dragon, save his stabbing ass!

The Road to hell is paved with Hussie’s writing choices. And this was one of them.

Benny Hill music plays in the background.

Yeah, I don’t think you reached Moirail levels of friendship to shush Slick yet.

This will never fail to make me laugh.

FUCK YEAH PEOPLE MY SHIP HAS SAILED!!!

if Paint is still alive that is.

And Forget Cal. That puppet son of his is dead to him. Long dead.

You may be an idiot, but at least to can be competent enough to save the guy that wants to murder the guy that wants to murder you.

Maybe you can imagine some bullshit to bust your way out. You seem to favor old puppet movies. May I suggest Warriors of Virtue?

He is so stressed out, he is sweating the body paint off.

And why the hell is he even after you? You crashed the Alcor on his lawn in a moment of your stupidity?

Hussie, go out there and fucking help Paint out! After all the shit you probably put her through, she deserves that much!

YOU PEG-LEGGED FUCK!