She had the orb this entire time? Hot dog, congrats.

Now never return to the castle ever again.

I love accessorizing with weapons. So much fun.

God this is such a great reaction here.

Just because it was your First wand doesn’t make it a Good wand. You need to upgrade dear. 

See??? Let this be a lesson in looting, steal anything you find.

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Of course not. Did you think that Caketown Castle was that rich?

Huh, I stand corrected. You seem pretty proud of having the entire castle vault looted.

Of course not. Did you think that Caketown Castle was that rich?

Look, I am just as excited as anyone else over a gold hoard like this. But if that statue turns into a second Golden Oracle, I am out.

ok, Cucumber is understandable. But as a knight Carrot should be a lot more fit than this. He has been slacking.

That’s it Cucumber, speak her language.

Almond, do you not know the concept of looting? Or the concept of “maybe the master thief stole some useful shit for us to take”???

Brambleby might want to invest in an Ouija Board with him, make for easier complex conversations

Hold it….I need a moment…..are these the mario world levels?

Is all of his exposition easily pointable?

….loot the place? I mean, Brambleby will probably try to stop you, but you can still try.

Maybe she wanted to give him a nice comfortable job Cucumber. You don’t know them!

This man is a treasure and I love him.

To Clean my ill-gotten gains a-la Alfred/Batman style. Cucumber don’t you have any idea how people would spend money?

Brambleby deserves more respect from trespassers here.

Oh look, he keeps his naming plaque he got as a name-tag. Adorable.