I was trapped in that tree for so long that I forgot to bring back food for you

Carrot has a hard life, trying to save Princess Cake from being murdered and betrayed by his once allies.

This is also the guy that was trapped in a tree.

How do the normal people not know that the kingdom was overthrown??

And why the hell is it stone and not like candy-rocks or something? Why branch off the candy-land theme now??

Look, you can’t really rent an apartment when you lost your job as a knight. There aren’t really any carrots in a BLT you know.

Ah yes, the most realistic of all superhero motivations: Rent Money

Yeah, no. Nice noble ideals you have there, but that was some serious shading that was put on you before. What dark backstory troubles you Carrot-Top?

They just left 2 kids under the care of a “not so brave” knight, maybe at least as where the kids’ parents are first?

Given he is a gummy bear….can you see the food he eats just floating around in his stomach? Because unless it is stated that it doesn’t happen, I am headcanoning it.

This has such a nice cheery feel to it, you would think this would be the ending for a kids cartoon episode, and not the beginning of a whole new chapter.

I mean, the destiny sword is super important to stop eternal doom from taking over, but it was nice you took us back home first.

Ooo la la. A romance of a knight and a princess torn apart by evil and dark magic? Oh I am on board with this.

Cucumber Quest 4

So we have gotten the preloge all squared and settled. Cucumber and Almond have to chase down the Master Thief Saturday to reclaim the Destiny Sword that the Oracle had given away to the first rabbit she saw because she sucks. But luckily, they have the help of the GummyBear and Sir Carrot (the big brother stand-in) to help them out!

Wow, I can’t believe I remembered all of this from the top of my head without help. Am I good or what?

HA! So even the Chat-colors have had their yin-yang struggle decided and set in stone. This is really cool to see, and this fuels my belief that the Alpha-Trolls has 13, where Alpha-Jegus and Anti-Jegus fused together into one entity to create Karkat in the Beta-Verse.

Part 222 END

This looks like a good spot to end, don’t you think?

So…the meteor wasn’t a meteor exactly but a way for Queen Feferi’s ship to enter the Alpha-Verse? Since she can live for centuries, she took over the Earth and made it into a Second Alternia where she can rule once again.

I think….the cat is on the side of good??? It confuses me so much, but that is the only way I can explain the time travel. It took out the window that Roxy was trying to jump into so it can enter the….whatever in-between dimension she was in, where time is wonky and fluxing. So when she left, she left in the year 2 bazillion where Queen Feferi rules.

And the reason why the cat didn’t let Poppop be Jane’s Sprite….is because she isn’t ready for a Sprite yet?? Either that or Dad needed to be the Sprite for Jane, or they need to plan and figure out what exactly needs to be done so Queen Feferi (as the black queen) doesn’t get too much power with the ring. That is the only reason I can think of.

Dirk can be sum up easily. Cal is Cursed. That’s it. That’s all you need to know.

(So much for being in sync time-wise Alpha-Jegus)

And Jane, she didn’t make her Sprite in time (because of GCat) so the apple/fruit didn’t grow from the tree, so she would have died. Should have died. But something else happened.

So….something transported her (no way do I think Jane is dead). And for some reason, I get the feeling that it was the Arm-Dildo? Like, we kept see that noodle thing around since Act 2. Maybe it was looking for something to latch onto, and that something was Jane’s house? Or it was looking specifically for Jane all along?

The only way I can see that happening though is if it was John all this time. Because it’s blue…John’s blue…..it started out in the Beta-Verse…..John is from the Beta-Verse……that’s about it I don’t really have a theory on what that arm-thing really is, and this feels more like a stretch than anything (it could be Hussie for all I know) so I don’t really have a good idea for what this was.

Either way, the Arm-Dildo saved Jane and took her and Dad to it’s lair. And the Cat set it up like that on purpose, so yay?

Also, unless Jake has scuba gear in his secret Frog Shrine, he basically drowned. Hope he’s doing alright.

Of course that high note of Queen Feferi taking over ends on page (4)666

I HAVE???????? QUESTIONS!???!?!?!??!??!?!?!?

Well All Of This Was Very Foreboding Here.

Oh Joy, finally some fast pace action as we get out first Alpha-Player! (hopefully)

You know….if you are the heir to Crockercorp, and that company built the game….why the fuck didn’t you ask for a manual?

How about you do your shit and get it done, I don’t want a repeat of me stressing the fuck out like what happened at the end of Act 1.