So…what? Alternia went through like World War Grub in the Alpha-verse?

Well you are fucking charming aren’t you?

That answers that question. Glad to see you hate human culture as much as she loves it.

Does he see those two in the background every time he is looking at shit? Like robot!Sans and Papyrus just chilling as you go to the fridge?

I can’t believe that she is so into human-culture that she adopted alien words to describe her relationship with Anti-Jegus, and Dirk is on board with it. Though I am not sure how much Anti-Jegus is with it.

I feel that, where you just get carried away in the rant that you forget yourself.

This is amazing, she actually downloaded their chatlogs and it is fucking annoying him to no end. Oh man, wait until he reads the Beta-kids chats.

He would make for a very engaging liveblogger, because I am pretty sure I dealt with more text blocks than he has.

Well someone isn’t on board with Rainbow Rumpus Partytown, or the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory.

I absolutely love the dynamic of annoying people like him. Makes me so happy.

We all know that means he read Alpha-Jegus’s fanfiction. That she made him into a …beta-reader

Dirk:

Anti-Jegus:

Dirk has all of this plans lined up, doesn’t he? A strategic genius.

Oh, the Horse is a Knight.

I mean, if you can’t kill one body, might as well try to kill the other…..Is that why G-Cat threw the window to him? So he can escape/get murdered faster?

He puts on a big front so that “no one can kill him but me” type of deal.

So…..hear me out.

Alpha-Jegus has all of Karkat’s positive traits (or the desires that he wishes to have on him)

And Anti-Jegus has all of Karkat’s negative traits (the trash talking, plots of murder and pain, etc) along with his apathy that makes Anti-Jegus not care for ANY of it at all.

Maybe after all this carnage and bloodshed, I would still like porn. It’s up in the air still.

Sounds like Anti-Jegus doesn’t really give a shit about all this “going to kill you someday” bs, and is more/less forced to do it.

Is this Alpha-Jegus’s brother she was talking about?

Uh, is he really going to activate the horse monster?

Oh hey, it’s SAW in troll form.

What the fuck is tumut?