Fuck the rest of the convo. This is for losers who didn’t click on Roxy first and thus didn’t read the conversation before. Going to move on before I lose my God Damn Mind.

Can we speed this up? I got a nonexistent soccer game to go to and pick up some nonexistent kids from.

cool, you go talk about that dream, I am going to skip through most of this so enjoy the rest of the convo down there

Dream Daughter arrived

Dirk and Dave were cursed by Cal to be awake in their dream bodies. That is the only connection for this creepy little puppet

The only horror that Roxy’s dreamself saw was her mess of a bedroom OOOHHHHHH

Raising kids while trying not to die? Harder than you think

He ain’t fucking wrong

You guys have all known that I have felt the power of Le Sign in other comics

Hurrah, he gay. Gay about about to date-propose to Jake. I hope that works out with you and your bananas

Still not entirely sure what the “thing” is, but I shall assume it is him being gay

Cool, reunite, huzzah. Why the hell do I have to reread this conversation Hussie and not the others? We skipped most of Jane/Roxy’s convo last time!

This is the second time of me reading Roxy’s feelings of being insecure about Jane not believing her, AFTER knowing that Jane now does believe her

Time Travel

This is still as gut punching as last time

If anyone knows about the media companies, it would be Dirk.

Goddamnnit there is still fucking more???

You sure? You sure you don’t want to tell Roxy how you slaughtered a man, or how people are trying to kill her? Because the latter is something that she should know.

Having your dream body in the waking world is seriously going to give me a lot of questions right know, I hope you guys all know this. So it simplifies nothing.

Considering that you just only survived your own assassination attempt, it is probably for the best.

Unless Draconian D can follow her through the void of space to Roxy’s house, then it isn’t for the best at all.

Trying to flash over this because yeah, Roxy drank, passed out, and is now awake and ready to kill a cat.

So in the span of Dirk blinking in to Earth, Roxy’s dream-body already went through the Beta-Death Bubbles of whatever the fuck that was.

…Cal is in a different spot from the Derse…I don’t know if that makes it better or worse.

Let’s see what your waking thoughts are like at the moment.

I can barely process my life as it is, I can’t even imagine how you can do it twice.

You sure? I mean, what if assassins pt2 show up?

Wouldn’t it be sleep floating since she isn’t walking?

And I just said Dirk, she is going home.

How the hell is Draconian D going to kill her now? Snipe her?

Hey, you know, people on earth would probably be thinking how drunk they are if they saw a child just floating in space like that. Puts things in perspective.

Again, I sort of expect them to just fall straight out of a window.

So if we think about this

Spades = Jane

Hearts = Dirk

Clubs = Jake

Diamonds = Roxy

Black suits tried to kill Prospit, Red suits tried to kill Derse.

I don’t know how relevant this really is, but it is nice to point out.

You know….I am a little afraid that Cal is going to eat the body.

Don’t worry, she’s just going home.

Uh…are you sure you are thinking about that problem? Because I am sure the problem you have is the fact that you just killed a guy right now, and you are trying to deal with it.