You ruined it. You ruined Rat-Yoga. I hope you are happy Elim.

But yeah….do Yinglets poop?

Yinglet’s emotional schedule is the same as their sleep schedule: feel it for a few hours then they are good. Let Kass relax while doing some rat-yoga.

I am glad you are fine, but seeing how your neck is easy to grab and strangle you might not want to do that

now who wouldn’t want to abuse their powers like this? This is me 100%

Yinglets have the neck abilities of an owl. I don’t know why, or why you need this information, but it should be useful eventually during halloween.

What a way to start the day: finding out you belong in the exorcist.

morning rat princess, had a lovely sleep?

I love how their existential crisis just leads to arson. Because everything leads to arson.

Yeah, that would be a mind-blown moment for them….and for the first humans who had that same thought too

Oh this has to be good. Please explain what the bone told you.

Is he…choking? Or is this him discovering the ability to hold things?

I’m just laughing at myself because this is what I first saw

GUN

Fuck yeah, I am fucking joining this cruise of a ship.

ooh la la? Capey was an exile? Collaborating with the traditionalist leader?? Oh the scandal and conspiracy!

Yo THEY are working together? Fuck yeah, he was the coolest of all the patriarchs.

Is that Vizlet? She looks like a hippie without her get-up on.

And the magnificent closure that fills my heart with sparkling joy

Hey, if I’m going to be an addict, I might as well enjoy myself.

every read something and then some little side-bar phrase or word just jumps out at you as extremely hilarious regardless of context? Yeah, that is “stilt-legged little junkies” for me.

basically, oysters are the ultimate drugs without the side effects.