Hussie, Hussie I swear to fuck if you make this into reality and turn Jake the Harem Heartthrob into a fucking serial killer…..If you pull a Gamzee here I will Eat Your Heart

So the Durse Alpha-Kids can (respectively) take and send anything they want. Transform those things into a kick ass weapon

no no, that looks like a cubby with transmutation circles inside.

That was a microwave? I thought it was a cubby.

And the party doesn’t start until Striders say that the party starts. This is there life now.

Are you sure?? Are you sure you don’t want to investigate the Nick Cage Rabbit on steroids here?

oh god it isn’t just horses

I am angry that that had to happen…but mostly bemused with the idea of the real Donald Glover reading this part.

I see you have a donald glover puppet just hanging out with you. Better choice than Ice-T I think.

ok, Alpha-Dave took Dave’s future subliminal comics and just went Haywire with it to establish a protest movement with it. I can fucking respect that

Are they? Are they really everyone’s favorite duo?

Was that from War Horse? All I can see is a horse in actual rope bondage

How about: No

Look, if you can’t do what you want to do just be like Dirk. Take the thing you want, do it in a different way, and say that it is fucking better like this. Have the confidence of Dirk.

Seeing how I have 20 hats in my own room, I agree

The only only good thing that I read about this is that there is not a smuppet corporation that Alpha-Dave built and promoted all on his own. That was ALLLLLLLL Dirk

OH, those…I was in a blissful state of MLP that I forgot that I am reading a world where Smuppets exist

Or, Huppet, if you will

Listen, no shame here. I watched MLP too (my mom was the one that got me into it weirdly enough). You don’t need to justify yourself over your horse love.

…I had to stop and think for a second if Ben Stiller actually did die. That is how caught up on celebrity stuff.

Good to know that the Batterwitch gives no shits about actors.