I don’t want to know why you learned lock-picking skills at a hospital. Some things are better left unsaid.

How big is your budget to be able to fund a room big enough to Trap A Dragon?

YAY DRAGON HUNT!

Wait, even you didn’t know? I mean…sure your mom has her own secrets and stuff….but from the way you act I got the idea that you were raised with the knowledge of the whimsical and extraordinary.

Yes, leave while I think of a plan to try and bust the dragon out once again.

Good to see that Coach is a helpful person, that Kat is kind to visit, and that no one will now believe Annie over what she saw. Things just wrap up quite nicely don’t they?

Yeah, make your choice Teach. Do you really care for your student that much or not?

Yo, Slayer-Coach. Can you at least give a dragon like 5 seconds to chill over here? We have a bleeding grandchild right now.

I mean I said she was Concussed, BUT I DIDN’T MEAN FOR HER TO BE CONCUSSED

So? That doesn’t stop the entire cast of homestuck from naming things. But you are forgiven since you are clearly concussed from what happened.

Your Mom? Did you not know your mom’s name?

see, it’s lines like this that always kill me, with how simple and beautiful it is

Well….so much for me liking the gym teacher. I can tell those scrawny legs anywhere.

Annie’s mom must have led an exciting life to be friends with a dragon.

To watch you get murdered, or to try and prevent the next attack?

Well look at that, it looks like she really did meet a dark god named reynarome, who is also a family friend.

Is alien man going to say that she has her mother’s eyes?

Give me a moment to process why the shredded fish-hound can talk, and is probably talking to the plushie…..maybe

I am….a bit sad….I was expecting a little rebound with another handsome werewolf man after what happened with Paranatural…so color me disappointed for an Elk/Mew-Two fusion here.

I love how that is the comment what she focuses on. Not like a metal beam almost killed her and is now the only way out, just the fact that that noise is weird.

AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T DEPEND ON LADDERS!