At least Dirk doesn’t try to contain the savage flow that is the Bard of Rap.

ok, but now we have to have Sawtooth and Squarewave duo rap against Gamzee and Tavros. I need to see that action.

When the only one to judge the rapping contest is you, I doubt that you will lose.

Hey, doing no hand shakes and fist bumps is still a unique series of hand shakes and fist bumps.

Yeah, maybe Chappy is feeling chatty right now

I have to know the grading scale of ironic value here. Like, throw me from irony dollars so I have some idea what to do.

Your uh….your robot is watching….do they want something?

now I have to know, what makes Santa Fancy? A new coat, or a nice polish?

I hate Cal (you know this, from the bottom of my heart I hate him), but I can’t hate this. I want to but I can’t.

You may have won this round you glassy-eyed splinter, but Dirk won’t be around to protect you forever.

….with his brother gone (dead), Cal is probably the only physical companion Dirk has besides his robots. Making this^ both creepy and sad.

Of course you would like it.

Here’s a question: Why the Fuck was it in your dreams in the first place, and how the fuck did you bring him to the real world?

I hate this so much

You use him as a wooden battering ram, and you still don’t like to touch the dumb thing?

Fancy Santa?

^That was Santa?

The solution is easy Dirk. You smash someone’s head in with Father Christmas. Or you bring a 10ft tall version of it to life like Pinocchio and watch him spread Christmas Chaos to your enemies.

as much as I hate it, the idea of a 16 year old beating a man with a puppet is pretty fucking funny.

I can’t even tell what you are! Are you “Fancy Snakes”, “Fancy Skating”, or “Fancy Snetak”

Nope, NOPE. Just when I thought I can get over one hurtle of this boy’s hobbies and personality, he just builds a taller one

Dirk is not only a Brony but also a Weeb. May your blade never be broken by even 1000 Stallions.

Why you let that puppet touch your weapon I will never know.

Actually, hang on. Isn’t that the shitty Hella-Jeff Sord in the background? And Wizard Statues??

Damn it did the Beta-Kids just litter all their shit for the Alpha-Kids to pick up like a treasure hunt?

It’s family tradition to study the blade.