Roxy would make a great Lawyer.

Best part, they are both the same person. A two-for-one special.

Why is she even bothered with revealing the information sooner? I mean, she lived her entire life remembering Prospit (sorry Karkat), so she must have seen/remembered those clouds 24/7. But wouldn’t it make it easier to just say it out to someone? Jade told people what was going to happen.

uh no, Busted Jegus.

Composure?? Oh man…I hope you get to live just long enough to meet Karkat, I would absolutely love that interaction.

no you did, you basically confirmed it. Saying “maybe” with a face is basically saying “yes”.

If you are dealing with alien tech and alien games, you are going to have to prepare for weird alien reproduction. It is just in the rules here.

All humans look alike to me, and I only really know you by your username so, who the fuck is Strider?

I love how when Karkat sees “gay” he gets angry and doesn’t understand, while alpha-jegus here gets shy and just says she is confused.

It’s ok. At least the Team Four Star aliens understand what being space gay is.

That would be called “Bi” and I don’t think you should phrase it like that

What story would you want to hear from Roxy in exchange for Roxy’s non-existent husband she supposedly bones down on?

Trolls have the reproduction patterns of a ant. Humans don’t mate like an ant. Remember that Roxy: we aren’t ants.

Well this is going to get strange real fast. “congrats, Jake made your baby between you and Dirk.”

Again, ALIEN from another PLANET must have gotten bored one day and studied the history of prophecies to find the planet Earth, and the 4 most important kids’ contact information, to tell them the history of their life.

I believe that the homestuck community would agree that this would count as MAJOR SPOILERS here. Such Major Spoilers, he sent a message to the troops to shoot anyone on sight who would try to divulge Spoiler’s secrets to those who’s training is not yet complete.

Karkat didn’t give a shit about the ancestors or the past or the giant-lore surrounding it, Alpha-Jesus does. Wacky Opposites, am I right??

I love how she just assumes that the alien from another planet would know if she has a daughter and what she would look like.

Yeah, tell the Alpha-Troll that she is about to meet her Beta-counterpart. I wonder if that information is voided away from everyone.

Seeing how you keep drinking yourself to oblivion to black-out nonstop, it all checks out.