Yes, steal the book. Steal the book and end up saving it from doom by almost destroying it at your house.

Oh this makes sense. She used the Kyle-Speak of “there is a BLANK %” joke because she was just talking to Kyle, so it was fresh on her mind.

Right, time to steal a book. And saving that book from a fiery death

oh the joys of messing with a 13 year old computer.

If Roxy wasn’t going to call him out, I was.

Roxy puts it in such a beautiful way, such elegance that not even Eridan can match.

Propose with a bouquet of ironic horses and robots.

Well….Equius was the client for Aradia (they kissed)

Karkat was the client for Terezi (they kissed)

No kissing for any of the Beta-Humans (outside of death resurrections)

So it is a hit or miss here. Good luck with that

Better to confess when they are both alive in the game instead of one of them being almost dead.

You mean the bystanders that were around you when you and Jake high-fived in the bleachers?

And thus, Kyle’s alternate version of Hamilton’s “You’ll Be Back” has summoned the Lava to burst forth.

Jake may be in a harem anime, but Dirk&Kyle sure the hell isn’t. They are going to do it their way

Dirk ain’t no chicken, or Dove as those are what is in his room. He is going to cut right into the heart of the issue and just outright say it.

Shit is going down so hard that In the thoroughs of how banana it is, it will summon King Kong for all them mashy fruit goodness.

So by this point in the conversation, Jane said she will believe anything Roxy tells her. So Roxy is actually stalling for time to think about how to stop the fake game exploding, not trying to think of a thing to say.

STRIDER SEES ALL

That is a good way to stall for time.

Between my friend about to explode, my friend about to ask my friend out, and my friend’s heart breaking because my friend asked my friend out, I am haggard here. 

Listen, unless Jake is down with poly, there can be only one. And if the volcano prophecy was true there might not be that.

Ah yes, making jokes at the expense of your almost exploded friend’s expense. lovely.