Oh my god he IS Equius. Human Equius takes his form.

He is a well rounded individual and uses his talents in the weirdest of ways.

So…Dirk builds robots for the apocalypse because he is an archeologists, who will probably just write horse dicks and comic strips on the wall and let future archeologists figure that one out.

Not as much as Horses it seems. You and Equius would get along real well

ok, I am going to close my eyes, and never open them again

I mean, we did have a glimpse of it before, let’s see it in all of the glory

Maplehoof, guardian of the names

HEY! I was right this time!

They are about to take you to the glue factory, RUN!

Leave Maplehoof alone. She obviously has a lot of love for her sutie-mark.

You know….I just accepted the fact that he has a tiny Maplehoof horse, but where the hell did he get that in the first place? Wanted to bring the world of Equestria to life?

On your sword?

Let’s go! Let’s see your name. But watch as it is just Dave with an i, Dive.

This is like a knock-off version of “Unless” “Unless” from the McElroys

LIES

I want to say……yes

I guess Alpha-Rose is doing experiments on that ultimate crystal ball thing that became Scratch’s head. Good to know that that still exists, and you still can’t find time for your own daughter with it.

omg, she is the gamer girl that guys are looking for. All Along.

A scientist who loves magic, that is something I can get behind. Looks like Rose’s mom didn’t do it just for Rose’s sake, they just really like wizards.

And I guess your dead cats aren’t really….feline fine.

So….few things.

1) She has a shit ton of 4th wall windows. And since they are portals to any/everywhere, my guess is that she lives underground

2) Pick is her color

*pink

3) I can’t tell exactly what it is, but that poster looks like a tim burton alice in wonderland with crocodile pieces

4) What is with encasing cats in shit

5) I spy with my little eye, Eridan’s discolored gun.