At least she is trying to rectify her mistake…even if it did blow up in Jane’s face.

So many murder attempts, so little time.

I am going to answer that one for you and say….no, she wasn’t.

Dick is the type of person who would do SAW games for fun. That is the type of adrenaline rush he needs.

And I guess one of the ways to work it out is to almost kill her friends. Rosie doesn’t make the best ideas when drunk.

If that is Rosie’s guilt thing from before….where she feels guilty for putting a trap to trick Jane to believing her, then have Jane say straight up that she believes her….sure but….sounds fake?

The thing with Dave, is at least his metaphors don’t drag and make some weird sense to the moment, instead of Dilly’s random tangents.

I need a moment to think if Rosie was so drunk she gave out a bad copy.

Yeah….were you expecting for Rosie to let Jane die? Not a lot of faith in your friends.

You could have mentioned this beforehand you know, when you were still talking about Lil Seb. And how the fuck did you know it was a trap Tech Wizard?

Let’s go over Dirk’s room

Ben Stiller the Hella Jeff actor

A floating computer because he is smart as fuck

The frankenstein robot head of his brother, obviously as an attempt to replace his brother for ironic purposes

This crime against nature that makes the heavens weep in shame

He is a fucking Brony for both ironic and unironic purposes, and has no shame about it

A miniturized version of Rose’s horse A LA Spy Kids 2 so that he can play god and also fear his own creations

An attempt to merge fuck puppets and robots together to break the porn industry

And God Fucking Dammit, Satan’s shame of a bastard son is back, DRESSED IN DURSE CLOTHES I might add, holding a sword because he has waited 15 years to stab it through young Dirk’s head.

Oh my god I see his room

Oh my god I don’t know how to react

At least he asks instantly if Jane is alright after almost every murder attempt.

And I wish I can just adopt Karkat, but we can’t have everything we want in life.

You need to have a talk with Diego on how his rabbit is doing shit

Moral of the story is to get a fucking pet Jane because that cat cares more about your safety than you do.

Hell they probably dropped you off in the middle of a field to avoid another assassination attempt too.

gad fucking damnit what did I JUST SAY!?!!!

JANE YOU THICK HEADED DORK IT’S A TRAP AND TRYING TO KILL YOU GO BACK TO READING ABOUT TRASH HORSES

Trust the smiley face, I sure to. Thank you powerful hacker.

You didn’t even bother to put in the full word. At least commit to the 3 letters