EVIL

EVIIIIIIIIIL

I trust this thing as far as I can mentally throw it, which is in the pit of hell so I know it can’t crawl out. I already read through one murder attempt, I am not dropping my guard this time around.

And you never will again, I can tell you that.

Do You NOT See the ~ATH code in the client right there? You KNOW what that means??? It means death. You are going to die. In the month and day version of the eleventh hour, you are going to die right now.

Yes, yes there could. Because there surely couldn’t be any harm getting the mail, was there? HUH??

Dammit Jane.

No Jane, resist. Don’t temp death a second time!

Oh my god, he just went “Fuck this, my idea is better” and rewrote the ending to be the worst thing possible. That is fucking hilarious.

Hussie, please do this to an actual book, I need this in my life.

Please do. I am sure that Equius would have a heart attack reading this book.

He likes Anna as Jane’s second name (maybe Hussie’s second choice). And fucking rude Dixon, fucking rude to Jade, and Jake’s second version of himself.

She named her rabbit that Dimitri gave her Lil’ Sebastian in honor of him. That is so sweet.

I am crying, I want the whole fucking book now in my hands please.

Absoluely, I want to learn more about this mysterious horse visitor who visits the horses

He put so much thought into this, it is truly a work of art.

Ah yes, snark. Way to start the book on a high note.

You better live up to my expectations.

Absolutely it won’t hurt. Let’s see the glory that is detective horses.

You know….we saw this book before…you would think that I would have seen the DS there and think that Mr. Strider’s name here wasn’t Kyle.

Remember kids: Choose books over evil corporate mind games.