Living or Dead, there is a big difference Rose.

So…this is your life now. I guess. Will we get to see what his barcode does finally?

Well….there you go. Mayor Mayo R. Anyone want to help?

Let’s be real. The bucket thing they can understand because of John. But NO ONE, not the kids or trolls, will see this coming. They don’t even have a clue who he is.

Oh, she is teleporting them through her to the trolls? So Mayor does join the party….partially anyway.

God she is so cool

OH SHIT FUCK YES! GOOD GIRL!!!

Uh…who’s portal are we looking through??

Well hello space-sauron. You aren’t ominous at all.

Alright, zoom out. What does thou troll eyes see?

I feel so bad that they think Karkat is freaking out over nothing (but to be fair, he is slightly). Karkat just has a lot on his plate here.

This was such a joy to watch.

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY

Got to have one bad sex euphemism for the road. …I hope it won’t take them 3 years.

He is going on a trip away from two of his best friends, telling a good friend who he doesn’t know is dead that she mad it far with her help. He is going to be heartbroken when he finds out about Vriska.

Well that explains this. He is imagining what Jade looks like as they ass “contributed” to the bucket.

I now need fanart of Sailor-Stuck. I know it is out there, I trust you Homestuck Fandom.

now Karkat thinks that John is hitting on him, this is hilarious. All of this was written with John forgetting what Buckets mean to trolls.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!!!

John, whatever the fuck you wrote, seems to be scaring Karkat more than the bucket.