He said that with a straight face.

I’ve decided to like him now. He is a dork.

Is she more upset by the lost of his weapon, or the fact he didn’t even get any sugar?

I love how unimpressed these children are. They are so charming.

IT’S A GUMMY BEAR

This just keeps getting better and better.

I can’t tell which I would like better. Him lying out of his ass and being attacked by a little teddy bear, or him telling the truth and being attacked by a giant teddy bear.

I’d ship it.

ok, given the lack of good-aligned knights in this country, he is a better role model than most.

I have to ask. Do they purposefully name their kids after food, or do those foods never exist here? I just have to know.

If you are looking for a role model, he won’t be it.

Well Sir Carrot-Top, it was nice meeting you. We may not have known each other for long, but at least your death will be entertaining.

You know that comic strip about finding your prince in a tree? This is it.

“Prepare to suffer dear brother, it is time”

Cucumber is such a cry baby, and Almond is so violent, I love them both

Cucumber, you are an idiot. Even if you live in my universe real life, dangerous woods = dangerous animals. It should be obvious.

At least Almond is excited.

Look at that. Bread-Bunny did 10 points of psychic damage without even trying. Way to scar the kid.

I am sure you will come to regret many things on this adventure

He got high on the sugar, stripped, and yelled about government conspiracies. Weird guy.

Again, they really don’t give a shit about saving the world, just helping these nice two ladies and I am here for it.

The adventuring guild has a lot of people looking for work, very helpful place.

This is what Charlie the Unicorn was about, a map leading to the Rock Candy Caves