I got so used to the pictures moving, that I thought that this page didn’t load properly.

You ruined it John, you ruined it for her, and people would still want to have sex with a furry like that.

I have been wondering about that to. Does Jade have two sets of ears now, or did she just lose her human ears for the dog ones.

John is coming in with the true facts right here.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely, an only Mary Sues are Stupidly OP

This can be applied to so many things, but homestuck especially with how many facts I have to keep straight.

What if you get some rope, tie it to John, and then just pull him back when he is done? Or better yet, use one of the Salamanders as a test run before throwing John into it

Yeah, I think John and Rose do need to talk thing out, considering they saw each other’s dead bodies.

Just write a note, fold it into a paper airplane, and throw it through Jade

I can’t believe that I didn’t thought of it. Well…I hope you enjoy 3 years worth of Gushers.

Yeah I was more focused on John and Jade starving than the planet people, so it is nice that those guys won’t starve either.

Relaxing in the middle of deep space with no food but your best friend and sort-of sister at your side. Just the trip I want.

Yeah! This is their first physical meeting, so like hell will John leave her after that. John is a good good boy.

Yeah I guess treat them like a complex ant-farm. You are god among reptiles. And Dave-Sprite! Seriously, unshrink him would you, he deserves better.

ok yeah sure you can have fun being god with your planet lollipops, but you will still be alone from the group.

ok yeah sure, you have robot hussie watching over you and you can look through yourself to see everyone, but let’s face it you will be alone.

I’m with John I wouldn’t want to leave her alone either.

That explains the face-to-face art. This is the same choice like what Rose gave to Dave, do you stay or do you go.

For apparently 3 years without food.

You have to go through her, that is a weird thing to offer here.

oh this is so pretty, like those NASA space ads