I am afraid for what a “Martyr Pisscradle” could mean

For surviving?

The hero’s journey only starts when you are 13, them’s the rules

So does every child in this world have their own personal ladder to climb? How do they know what level they are at? And how are they able to even see the levels in the first place?

For murdering the hat?

wait, the levels are outside of SBURB in the Alpha-Verse too??

Truly, a dramatic moment

She looks like she is about to slam-dunk on the basketball court.

The rabbit would probably snag it before you get the chance

“Damn, that’s the third fridge this week”

A dramatic fall for a dramatic moment.

He was preparing himself for the launch. Get this bunny to the Olympics.

Let’s see how much destruction he will cause

And by “gentle” he understands it as “through the window”

Can’t. Hold. On. Much. LONGER!!!!

plays “I’m a big girl now” from Hairspray as she tap dances out of the house

Your dad is the best.

Having a “dear jane” letter isn’t as funny as a “dear john” letter

for a second there, I thought Sebastian was giving her his business card.

Good, now where is he going to put it

A true bionic bunny. Now shove Poppop in there.