The rabbit would probably snag it before you get the chance

“Damn, that’s the third fridge this week”

A dramatic fall for a dramatic moment.

He was preparing himself for the launch. Get this bunny to the Olympics.

Let’s see how much destruction he will cause

And by “gentle” he understands it as “through the window”

Can’t. Hold. On. Much. LONGER!!!!

plays “I’m a big girl now” from Hairspray as she tap dances out of the house

Your dad is the best.

Having a “dear jane” letter isn’t as funny as a “dear john” letter

for a second there, I thought Sebastian was giving her his business card.

Good, now where is he going to put it

A true bionic bunny. Now shove Poppop in there.

Part 201

Alright Seb. Lift fridge, be free.

Part 200 End

So Jake lives on Isla Nublar filled with Lusus in replacement of dinosaurs. How did they get on there? How was he able to survive this long? Did Alpha-Jade help with then populating the island, or where they already there? How the fuck did Earth make them grow into bigger monsters than what they already were (or could they have always grown this big?

That Frog Statue had 8 orbs around it. Not 4 like the Beta-Kids. And not 6 like the Beta-Trolls. Does this mean that the Beta-kids are going to join again as players in the Alpha-game?

Kyle seems nice. more of a serious Ironic child. He really cares about irony by wanting to push forward past his brother in the best ironic way possible. I hope that Alpha-Bro is actually taking care of him.

Jane gets all the same rabbit. Always the Con-Air rabbit. And it is again the Strider guy that gives Jane/John the 1st rabbit. Where I guess the rabbit got stripped of the metal in game and sent back in time for a different kid with a different rabbit.

We all know that that rabbit is going to be important in the game because of Liv.

Watch that one somehow becomes true in the game

So to be clear, Kyle made the AI to try and get himself galaxy brained, and did this by somehow getting the code for his own brain to make a robot.

Yeah….I would pass too….

That sounds vaguely threatening

poetry in motion, the art of puppet ass seduction

There we go, there is our Strider puppet metaphor that we know and love.