He just wanted an excuse to say Bravo

YES! Thank You! I didn’t even think of that one. Louise is a fucking true friend here.

Aubrey II, just take the pumpkin and leave.

Is she going to try and make him think of certain things…..

ok….that’s really fucking adorable.

The answer is going to be aliens; aliens and time travel. It always is.

So it is in the same pattern as before, just with a partial genderswap.

Was I….fucking right? In that the Batterwitch was Queen Feferi?

I mean, I made comparisons to her fork logo=ship, and Queen Feferi/Feferi struggle being similar to Jane’s, and that I was going to say that the Batterwitch was her that Lord English yeeted back into a different dimension to raise children….but I didn’t expect the confirmation to be fucking immediate. 

My line of thinking is the same as Jake, only with a bit more knowledge on who, what, and why.

Way to spellcheck there. That hit it on the money.

So….they got a different type of corrupted game…..A corrupted file maybe?

Louise did say that it was stupid easy to download a secret copy of the game, maybe she fucked with the files to ruin the game, force the players to lose, and force them to make a reset?

Maybe her true goal was to kill them, but that seems unlikely since the world is ending, so she would lose her baking empire anyway.So she would want the reset to happen…maybe because she works for Lord English, have him eat up the Alpha-Verse?

All I really know, is that Louise is probably right in that the Batterwitch Baroness is going to fuck them up in this game….but unfortunately it had to happen that way so that the Beta-kids can exist and help them.

When an evil villain doesn’t want you to do something, you do it. And when an evil villain wants you to do something, you don’t do it. Simple as that.

ok, I can see why you can be crushing on this guy. He is so genuine.

I have a theory, and that theory is that when people play this game, it must be either on/near a player’s birthday.

ok, that is adorable like Equius and Nepeta (RIP you two)

Isn’t your birthday in like, 3 days or something? But any present would be nice when living alone on an island

uh…..Is Louise here a troll? Or also talk to trolls? Or picked up troll slang to use in daily life?

You know we, as humans, would steal words to use for our own language.

It is nice that you are the “nice girl” type of drunk. But all girls are the nice girl type of drunk. Eyyyyyyyy (I don’t know drunk people)

no no, that’s his name now. Jaaaje.

I don’t even know who’s timezone we are in now.