Well that happened this morning. Have any weird dreams Jake? Do you even remember?

Apparently everyone but Jake. Jake who just brushes it aside like a speck of dust.

I mean same, I too am shocked and dismayed.

Hey Jake, ever had a dream where you Died?

UH, HOLD LE FUCK UP, AND BACK LE FUCK UP

What did I JUST say about seeing a Kid’s Dead Fucking Body.

I ain’t good out here anymore my boyos. So much for Jake fucking dreaming anymore.

Apparently one of their tragic heroes that they saw on the clouds when they write their fiction. And also the only one allowed to wear clothes.

Page….what? PM? Is that who you are talking about?? She isn’t alive here?

I just realized, they are all naked.

At least in Beta-Prospit they have clothes on.

“cry” “cry” “cry” “cry”

Look, as long as it isn’t any of the kids in that coffin, I’m good.

Is the White Queen dead? The Alpha-Kids did enter the game 2 years later than the Beta-Kids. Maybe the tides of war shifted.

I need a fucking counter for all the times I pointed this shit out. And Hussie better have a fucking good explanation for this.

I Spy 3 Black items that pop out of the gold: The symbol, Jane’s shadow, and that Fucking Ink Splot!

Seriously, I swear that it is always in the same fucking shape too. Why do you somehow stalk John when John isn’t even yet on the planet?!

Come one and all, white pieces of all rank and sizes

No you aren’t, because that wasn’t Jake.

Wait…who are they crying for??? John….Jade???? They can’t die if they just got there!!!

They can’t die since it wasn’t heroic to just escape!!!!

Yeah, the chess part is one of the simpler concepts that you will face in this game.

Ok, a large gathering of them….wait…..this dream isn’t one of the future clouds……this was what just happened as she slept…..

So does that mean it’s John?

Ah yes, the while chess pieces. I had forgotten how derpy they looked from afar.

Other way around child, this was long after you were born.