So Jane can talk to said dead, and Alpha-John wants him to get a regular unabridged copy so she can complete the time loop and eventually kill him with it.

even in death he doesn’t give a shit

Jane, he’s dead. You have nothing to prove to him.

I don’t know if Jane can actually speak to the dead, or if she is just pretending.

If you have a book, and he has a book, then who’s flying the plane!? AHHH

What? You want to call the attic some secret name like The Crocker Lair, or some rich past word like Shutteltum for whatever ancient people would say

I am just waiting for him to walk and talk like Frankenstein’s Joke

You know those rumors that Disney is cryogenically frozen in the tomb of Disney World? Well Hussie believes that the Crocker Corporation stuff and mount their past CEOs in the hall to the main office.

I think what pisses me off the most about this is that he is just placed in the middle of the room blocking shit. He isn’t even next to a wall or anything.

Uh….I don’t know if you know this, but poppop is dead and has been dead. So unless he stuck his soul in a robot you out of luck champ.

Just….ask him to get the mail? That would work, right?

Damn, Alpha-Dad is not playing games here.

And by “check” I mean “jump out of”

Is it possible to, you know, remove the fridge with your own Storage? Makes things easier and faster for us

Well….that is one way to block an exit

This sounds dumb….but I think the rug is a trap

You got this Jane, I believe in you.

So Beta-Dad acted as an investigative journalist. Alpha-Dad acted as an undisguised Batman.

He puts his shaving cream on a coaster. of course he would.

Weren’t you already there??