You know, I am listening to some soft jazz reading this, and it sort of fits this mood that Stephen has. A gentle softness in viewing the world.

A good fucking answer Dr. Bigfoot.

And Puckett there does not give a shit that a child is buying stuff from him on a school day

I have, no joke, 100% true, told my friends that in order to combat crazy by being crazier. And the example I gave as “Well I don’t believe in the moon landing!” “Wait, you actually believe in the moon? How dumb are you?”

And to prove this point, while walking back with them to our dorms, a group of guys were walking at us, so I stopped them and asked “what would you say if I told you that the moon doesn’t exist?” to which they were so flabbergasted that they had no real answer and my friends were embarrassed.

I was so proud of myself.

Stephen has worked his brain abs to perfection to figure out how to escape

one of many good choices

Yo I love this slow burn of Stephen deciding to break the rules

Yeah, like Stephen, we tell you to take that skepticism and shove it up your ass!

Supportive Co-worker is supportive, and I love how Stephen gets up to listen to this. Like Dr. Bigfoot is about to lay out some words of wisdom.

I mean, he isn’t wrong. We see conspiracy theories because as Human we see patterns that have let us managed to survive for this long.

Well, since I am a walking talking Gorilla, this stuff doesn’t seem as far fetch to me

You know, if they are putting this “pirate radio” thing as an act to generate interest with the weirdos in town, I can respect that.

You know, this shows a different side of Stephen that I never even knew about. He isn’t like the funny-crazier one of the Jang. He is a multidimensional boy who gets mad, and sad, and just really likes Conspiracy theories, and like his friends who support and listen to them.

ok, this would be a show that I would want to listen to.

Stephen listens to a bizzaro version of Night Vale. Actually, Night Vale would probably be a podcast of choice for him.

This is like the polar opposite of Night Vale.

Wait I’m sorry what the fuck

Is that….Isaac??

See, homestuck tells me that the posters on the board are super important and slightly erotic to the person. So this makes me think that Stephen wants to kiss that alien.

It is a curse, passed down from generation to generation.