So the Dark Gods are with Prospit Planet instead of Durse? This set up is getting weirder and weirder.

So Alpha-Karkat got to wake up…..that still makes me sad that Karkat never really got the chance.

I want this guy to be Alpha-Karkat, because the idea of Alpha-Karkat being prim, proper, and a good british gentleman meeting up with our hissy perpetually grumpy ass child is a glorious image.

Like Alternate Mother, like Alternate Daughter.

But now all I can think of is that this guy really did talk about time travel beforehand to Jane, and Jane was giving Jake a hard time for time travel. Like, the hell Jane.

So we are going in reverse order then. Instead of Rose->John, it is              Beta-Lalonde <- Jane. And Beta-Lalonde is not as dependable as Rose is.

Also, it’s a bit weird for (western)friends to call each other by last names. It get the big name reveal, but in canon that is a weird thing to do

This is literally everyone in the Discord trying to protect me from spoilers. They are the UwU to my Jane

looks at this, then looks back to me meeting Karkat for the first time, then looks back at this, and starts to cry

“Why the fuck are you this pure”

What kind of bullshit are you sitting on Jane!? If you knew that you are going on like some magical fairy adventure via video game, why did you give Jake a hard time with his time traveling mimsy present? Is that really that much of a stretch compared to what UwU told you.

I get this is bizarro world with bizarro children and bizarro planet….but the bizarro Karkat is really weirding me out.

So Alpha-Kids were haunted by a green eye, Beta kids were haunted by a green eye. Evil Christmas All Around!

ok Radioactive Shadow, your thing is typing with capital “U”.

And I guess today is the day where these 4 meet the Beta-Kids. How the fuck does this troll know?

dafukdidiwatch:

that is a U.

DNA does not have U.

That is RNA.

These kids are the RNA of the universe.

Scratch that, these Trolls are the RNA of the universe.

The Alpha-Trolls are super nice here, and then there is Karkat

that is a U.

DNA does not have U.

That is RNA.

These kids are the RNA of the universe.

hand wiggles for health benefits

Ah, the joy of interacting with people

Yeah! We have more mystery friends to talk to

See I remember this symbol. It is the same one that was on top of the computer the troll person was typing in.

She has a picture of Alpha-John in her trunk. That is so cute.

And the doctor computer is calling you? Is that Alpha-Mom?

Yes…open that chest cavity. Show us your still beating heart!

ok she is like a human modern Feferi where she just wants to claim everything. Damn I would be afraid if I didn’t know she would be sucked into a doomed game.