So you entered the giant oil rig of doom…..did John blow up?

And isn’t that the shitty snake man from Jade’s house?

rocket buddies!!!!!

Got to love the power of rockets

While

I would like to know the full story

Always got to start a proper companionship with an introduction

He has never met the trolls and only now believes that you are in deed, aliens. So of course this would be exciting for him

I was originally thinking her “compromising stuff” was her being embarrassed about confessing, but it is probably the murder portion. Definitely the murder stuff

think of it this way, now you can retell your great exploits

Basically, thanks for jogging my memory Vriska, otherwise I would be repeating myself forever.

Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I’m stupid

So John will never know Vriska in the way that A John knows her, and the John that Vriska knows is what this John could have been

Vriska is weirdly honestly thankful for Terezi killing her, like how Terezi was thankful that Vriska blinded her. And even after all of that, Vriska still doesn’t want Terezi to die.

Yeouch….get ready to tell John that he was time replaced.

If there was a way to kill you, would you really call it immortality?

*john cena sticks his head in* Are you sure about that?

I mean, the coin flip wasn’t really that necessary, but it was enough to end the fight without any casualties.

wait….was this before John even actually liked any of the trolls? Like….I think John only really started talking to Karkat as he was landing, as a friend

Yeah I think the afterlife gave away that things went south for you real quick

oh….this John never even got to open up his birthday present from Jade….

I would feel weird not sticking to the pattern anymore, so Back to Vriska and Offshoot John