Yeouch….get ready to tell John that he was time replaced.

If there was a way to kill you, would you really call it immortality?

*john cena sticks his head in* Are you sure about that?

I mean, the coin flip wasn’t really that necessary, but it was enough to end the fight without any casualties.

wait….was this before John even actually liked any of the trolls? Like….I think John only really started talking to Karkat as he was landing, as a friend

Yeah I think the afterlife gave away that things went south for you real quick

oh….this John never even got to open up his birthday present from Jade….

I would feel weird not sticking to the pattern anymore, so Back to Vriska and Offshoot John

goddammit when will this end????

Good, I hope it blows up in your nonexistent face

WELL I GUESS THAT ENDS THAT STORY I GUESS

She went to the oil to grab the pda to try and talk to Dad, but he was already gone….

Oh shit Nanaquin! I forgot about you….and she know she lost her son.

Riding high on the wind. Maybe it will land somewhere important?

Alright, last story. Dad’s hat. I wonder what adventure it is going to have

So the moral of the stories so far is

• Offshoot John gets his own dream bubble
• Rose is now dreamwalking
• And the Denizens aren’t all that evil

Hussie really loves dropping important information and doing NOTHING to fill you in for the rest of it

So…the denizens are just like, the planet’s guardians then? That got a bad rap?

Damn it stop thinking yourself as the Fake-Dave. That is fucking stupid you are still real Dave!!!! Just because this isn’t your timeline doesn’t make you any less real

Man don’t we all

Holy shit this is some good beats that Davesprite is dropping here. He is so supportive and helpful to Jadesprite right now.