I was going to say something snarky but I am pretty sure that Dave put my feelings to words already

so….so Dave is Alpha Dave. Where he would think he would die but come back to the start.

And the Crows are all of the Off-shoot Daves. They are the ones who permanently died and are watching the Alpha-Dave trying to succeed in their dream bubbles.

And they hear the shitty world-killing songs that the creepy lobster dark gods sing.

Alright looks like Dave is close to realizing

*side eyes my last joke* neither can I

Oh wait until you realize later Oedipus.

Have I mentioned that I love the kids when there are just talking shit with each other? Because I do, I really really do

ha haaaaa that’s what you think

God this is like fucking undertale and it is still fucking tragic.

ok, they no longer care to dive into the dreams. “Dave dreaming about Dicks” is just a running gag between the two of them.

Well that is a new one. Oh shit, is this the Dave that was killed by DD a while back?

Rose looks so cute and surprised. Also she and Calvin would be good friends making snow monstrosities.

Hey look, Dave actually mastered irony.

So he managed to dream about something other than puppets? What a fucking scandal!!!

I mean, it really is though. How many smuppets haunt his dreams?

That is a very good question to ask a professional and I want to see their answer with a straight face

Was that a reference to the troll or Octo-Mom?

Got to make snow effigies of your terrible gods that will break your mind in the future

I do this to my friends all the time

“Hey? Want to hear something random and possibly disturbing?”

“No, but you are going to say it anyway”

“Damn right I am”

I highly doubt you can do that, but I have (no joke) dreampt 3 times in one dream that there was a guy dressed as Bro holding a Cal puppet and trying to move him around like Bro does. One as a school picture, one on tv behind a reporter, and one in person where I had to explain to my dream parents what he was doing.

So dreams be freaky yo

Dave goes on using the Burger King metaphors because why not

You sure about that Rose? Because you will find this to be some sweet tasting gossip right here.