Wait…so….is Future Terezi going to change up the future?? If she allows her past self to perform the same actions, but tells Dave to actually go through with it/reach God-Tier…..can that help???

Not important Dave, just imaging really kinky troll sex and move on

Good, get help, that is a good plan…..but what exactly is Dave supposed to do? You are trapped somewhere in unmarked space

And here are the reasons Dave and Karkat are alike. They both have red blood, feel they are “too cool” (in different ways) and can get pessimistic about their standings/worth

Just let Dave try and process what happened here. A lot has happened during his 3 days here

Sorry to get your hopes up Terezi, and I hope that the one guy who made that command in the first place gets to this point where Dave basically said “fuck you” to it

Wasn’t that during the Piss-Juice from WAYYYYY back when?

So he is trying to make the foreshadowing come true? Like, from every sass and ironic comment that comes his way? Or is this yet another sassy comment?

Wait, so the chat is actually a voice-to-text? Because Dave is still talking to Terezi and he isn’t wearing his glasses

W

well that went out pretty smoothly there Dave.

dafukdidiwatch:

Watch as the sword

Watch as the sword now flings him backwards because it wasn’t as shitty as you thought it was

I made that as a joke. I can’t believe it was real

Watch as the sword

Watch as the sword now flings him backwards because it wasn’t as shitty as you thought it was

Let’s…..let’s take it in that he is doing a flying kick over his brother’s dead body to take the sword. And now imagine what would happen if he missed

I don’t know about you, but this gif makes it look like that Dave is walking backwards

Fuck yeah take that shitty sword

Dave is saying that if he is going to try and earn his title as a hero, he needs to forge his own path with a clean slate and break the sword to take it. God that is so stupidly noble of you dear child.

dafukdidiwatch:

You implying that John would be the only hero in this story?

oh….he thinks he isn’t good enough to be the hero. To take the sword and fight in destiny.

If Dave couldn’t match his Brother when growing up, how can he now?

You implying that John would be the only hero in this story?

Another dick joke in a serious situation. An opportunity never passes Dave by

If you have your own problems why are you talking to Dave and not dealing with your own shit?? I am just saying