Wasn’t what I was expecting, but at least everything worked out in the end. And the eye-patch looks really cool.

By the POWER OF CLUBS! I got this

Well you tried John, but these three are currently doing a rendition of the 3 Stooges

He is asking all of them to be his friend? Oh, that is so sweet.

All of this is a glorious moment. I am so proud of my bean

The hood shows you are in serious mode

As serious as a 13 year old can get holding a magic murder sleep hammer

Oh what the hell, can you last like 10 minutes after seeing something green before trying to eat it??

Well I guess some people just don’t like bad manners

Can she make you like 20 stories high?

I just looked. Terry Kiser is an old actor most famous for Weekend At Bernies. So we are looking for an old man here

At least John loves that hammer. It even has light go down on him and everything.

Z!!!! The Glory that is Z!!!!!

Everyone, including us the viewer, needs to see all of it’s glory

Which cost 1 zillion I guess. Who was rich enough to afford this, and what sleep god did they buy it from?

CD there has no idea what he has done

Happy Birthday John, time to knock someone the fuck out

Set that Setting to Wombo!

John didn’t need to use the clues in the note, he just knows that Jade is weird with time so it has to obviously be her.

You know what this means??

you get to smash things with a ridiculous hammer