Welcome Tavros, it is story time.

So you are going to work together to remember the great evil that has haunted your lives, I think?

yeah you better finish the point of this damn story. I spent too long trying to figure out what is going on to not leave with anything important

When I wanted to know the dark secrets of homestuck, I didn’t mean Cal

Apparently so since he keeps haunting me throughout this comic

A good choice

Don’t worry, Kanaya will follow you soon enough

Just roll with it Jade

As much as his old outfit was awful, the new one isn’t that much better

Hey Tavros, please, don’t get off

….no

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IF IT TURNS OUT THAT CAL IS THE FUCKING LEADER OF THE SHITTY FELT GANG AS LORD ENGLISH I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE A POOL STICK DOWN HUSSIES THROAT!!!!!

Yes please stop stalling!!!

Stop ruining our Vampire moment Dammit!

God time travel sucks, especially when you can also time travel in your dreams!!

That’s what I think too. Leaning more to green though

It is an affront to all fashion everywhere

Please do, I am getting sick and tired of all of this text dump. I have a life outside of reading homestuck you know

It took me to here before I looked back

Looks like Karkat tried to preform dentistry right then

literally just talk about what you did and watch it go! That’s it.

Sorry, this is the first time they knowingly talk about memories, so it might take a while