What would you have him do? Beat you take her by force then kill her? How black do you want it sister?

Wait, hold up……oh fucking shit. Wait, was this all an metaphor/parallel to Eridan, Vriska, and Kanaya??

I mean, no shit, what did you expect.

Sucks to be you here I guess. Oh the joys of hate

HA! Like that Is fucking Eridan. You aren’t fooling anyone, that kid is like 90 pounds soaking wet

God, I sort of want to read this book now.

Bye you shadow edgelord. You are probably going to stab the other girl, I am just saying.

^this is what I mean by seduction people. This is 100% pure manipulation. Fun to read, horrible to live through.

This is the person Vriska looked up to people. No wonder she is what she is. You think she tried having a black-romance with Eridan because that is what her ancestor did?

ok, I can see the appeal in reading black-romance novels.

….are we sure this isn’t Vriska writing this down in her “roleplay” that just got sent back in time? Because this is seriously Vriska and Eridan right now.

……I can’t tell if it is the same ink crap that is following us everywhere, or if the book was just smeared….

Like I have any idea what this means. I’m just going to say October.

What up, I’m Jared, 19

Fancy Book.

Will the real Mindfang please stand up?

…did his sunglasses get an upgrade too? What, killing everyone let you get better shit?

I should be mad right now but all I can think of is Jack letting Dad go because of the Hat thing.

Romantic, but you know you have children right? Like, maybe Find Them???

The real lady’s man was John’s Dad all along.