look at your adorable face

That is a lot of Dad stuff. But something is going to explode. I don’t know if it is the tobacco or the shaving cream, but something is.

Car will be useful, he has his own pipe and stick (?) pile. Is the brown stuff cinnamon? Aradia’s computer came from Dad. But look, he has a picture of John in his wallet, aww.

fire in the hole

Kid, if there was 1 ton worth of shaving cream in there, you think it is a good idea to empty everything out at the speed of mach 5?

oh this is going to explode

See flies and gushers fall out.

I mean….he is an idiot. Maybe it will taste better next time

It’s like watching Mayor doing a blog reaction watching himself do this.

you do you, because I know you won’t die

Let him have a good time, this is the only good time I am going to get right now after yesterday.

And at this point in the comic I am completely done with romance

Eridan’s possessiveness ruined red-feelings with his neck-beard murders

I was already weirded out with hate-fucking black spades romance

and we saw Hussie kissing a corpse from a different franchise

So I don’t need to Mayor to literally love shaving cream, and unless Hussie takes love seriously from now on I am done with it.

You don’t even have a beard, what do you need to shave??

I wouldn’t touch it, but you do you Mayor.

All I can think of it how unfortunate it would be if he was set on fire with all of that on hand.

…..Dad has shitty Molotov shaving cream on hand. Why does he have this much???

He probably has coupons for cakes in there

Time to loot! Loot! LOOT LOOT LOOT!!!

And Dad would just be disappointed seeing what you saw John.

right….John actually does like and respect his dad, so that would be a touching gesture.