Honestly, knowing that the evil villain has plans for the heroes without them knowing it is such good shit.
When your villain has to accept something sub-par to his evil standards.
Domestic Evil should be a more common trope.
Domestic isn’t that bad, but it is good to throw out more ideas.
Alright, not bad for a first attempt.
You might want to practice your villain monologue too. “Power of THIS” doesn’t really strike fear in my heart
Good game plan, now let’s go get ‘em!
I don’t know which is funnier: The monster fucking up his big reveal, or the monster doing his big reveal perfectly and the party doesn’t care.
I love how you literally just shove all of the actual work to your high-level grunt.
How to keep your friends laughing, keep referencing the same joke in different ways
What’s wrong? Don’t you like my cleavage?
That feeling when you make a joke, and they make the same joke, so they also think it is funny.
What’s wrong? Don’t you like my cleavage?
He could have gone for a sports joke. Like, bowling, or baseball, or even golf. I’m just saying lean into your athletics more, the joke possibilities are endless
Got to love the chaotic neutral
Again, why intimidate when you can embarrass
Why intimidate when you can embarrass?
That isn’t the goblin going “what”, that is the DM saying it, with me cackling manically in the background.
Seriously, all he needs is a chair to sit backwards in and Elan would be relating so hard to the teen crowd right now.
Even a highly-skilled person can roll a nat1.
Would you look at that? Racism ALL around!